Training, edited by Little Johnnie


I’m training the person that bumped me off my desk. I’ll be doing so over the next 2 weeks so I won’t be around.

Brightest blessings my friends,

Surry

Here’s a funny!!!

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

Little Johnnie’s neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie’s family was invited over to see the baby..


Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”

The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.

Johnnie said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?”

“Yes”, the mother replied, “we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.”

“That’s great”, said Little Johnnie,”cuz he’d be f_cked if he needed glasses”.

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One Response to Training, edited by Little Johnnie

  1. The Stiletto Mom says:

    I am crying at that Little Johnnie joke and plan to tell it frequently at a party I'm going to this weekend. HILARIOUS!!! See you in a few weeks!

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